Please see below some frequently asked questions about Horrible Jingles:

Is this a joke?

No, this is not a joke. If you send me $10, I will make you a crappy jingle and post it on this site with the link of your choice.

Why are you doing this?

I need beer money. It’s as simple as that.

Can I suggest a genre, a beat or lyrics for my Horrible Jingle?

No. What I come up with at the time will be your new Horrible Jingle. You can not suggest anything.

Why do some of the jingles have a cheesy logo under it?

If you order a Horrible Logo, it will get posted under your jingle in place of the text link.

Can I buy a Horrible Jingle for a friend?

Yes. You can buy one for anyone you want to.

Can I do whatever I want to with this jingle?

Yes. You are free to do whatever you want to with this jingle.

I sent you 10 Bucks, where’s my jingle

Please allow 3-4 days for your jingle to appear on the site. In most cases it will get done within a day or two, but please be patient; crappy music takes time.

Will you email me when my Horrible Jingle makes it’s premier on the website?

No. Please check back.

I noticed you pronounced a word wrong in my jingle, will you fix it for me?

No, I pronounced it wrong on purpose.

My jingle doesn’t suck as bad as I though it would. Will you redo it for me?

No. What you get is the final jingle. I will not redo any jingles.

My jingle was rejected, what the hell?

It was considered inappropriate for even a Horrible Jingle.

What exactly do I get for the $15 MP3 version?

Just what it says.I will email you an MP3 version of your jingle.